how much you got in your bribery budget because I would be willing to keep silent
I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made
OTHER PEOPLE’S SIMPLE QUICK ROUGH SKETCHES THAT HAVE MORE EMOTION AND LOVELY ART STYLE IN THEM THAN ANYTHING EVER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ive never met a rich person that didnt either spit in my face or push me into the direction of a bus while it drove fast through a large puddle
*knocks on your door*
Hello. I’ve heard you’ve been invalidating a male character’s past straight relationships in order to make your slash ship sale.
Could I interest you on the subject of bisexuality.
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